peep-toe-shoes:

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

i can do all of these. I just don’t feel like doing it.

^^^^ me in a nutshell.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via technicolourchaos)

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

(via suicideandsuncastles)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

image

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via jewsof831)

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

(Source: napsmear, via notacaraudi)

"After a while, the residents of the sea do not hear the sound of the waves. How bitter it is, the story of routine."

Unknown (via pitchblackglow)

(Source: sange-saboor, via sexandsylviaplath)

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

(via imaginefallout)

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

(via imaginefallout)

ispeakquotes:

Fun facts about you Zodiac here!

ispeakquotes:

Fun facts about you Zodiac here!

cryptidsandoddities:

Clouds are weird yo.

(Source: luvgaymodels, via tooyoungtobethisold)

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via justameddlingkid)