santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

(Source: annabelletegan, via max-capricorn)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

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cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via max-capricorn)

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

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blvcknvy:

“When the Japanese repair broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful.”

blvcknvy:

“When the Japanese repair broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful.”

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sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

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